On 09/26/07, Herman asked
i heard some years ago on the radio a wonderfull parody on David Le Roth´s "Just a gigolo". In the son David sang the original lyrics as if he was ordering som fast food (just a meal to go), and a person took his order. Who made this parody?
Oooh. Although your inquiry is more intriguing (only because there's more info), I'd give you the same advice as I did Blaine... so see that one!
And about that strange feeling you keep having about... nope! You didn't ask!
XOXO
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On 08/26/07, Blaine asked
do you have the parody song of willie nelsons highway man
No, I'm sorry I don't Blaine (still sounds like a major appliance, right Duckie?) Y'know, people be askin' me all the time if I have this or that parody or if I know who did what. But to tell ya the truth, I'm generally too whiskey-soaked and chicken-fried to know what the hell is going on. Ok that's a lie, but it was a creative lie. If I were you, I'd check on The Mad Music Archive or ask Dr.Demento. You may even want to put in a request from Dr. Demento with as much info as you can think of and see if he plays it! That's the best I really have to offer... now as for your future Blaine, you're going to meet your doom soon if you don't avoid... oh wait, you didn't ask about that, did you? Nevermind! Thanks for your inquiry!
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On 08/19/07, Tommyj666 asked
Sheep,sex with randy,in luv with mah sister.... you trying to tell us something seamonkey.
Yes, I am Mr. 666. I'm trying to tell you that I'm obsessed with ... making quality parody music of course! Maybe even as much as you're into Satan. Thanks for the inquiry and give my regards to the REAL Land Down Under....
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On 06/15/07, Jace asked
Hey, I love your parodies. The recording quality is very good. I was just wondering--do you play the instruments yourself? How do you go about recording your songs? Keep it up, and by all means keep submitting stuff to The FuMP!
Wow, you mean you don't want to know if Osama bin Laden has a combination artificial heart/testicle or if Buddah was full of tapeworms? I mean crap, Jace, I last had to answer if Jesus was a chick and you go asking a serious question! The recording thing is still a bit new to me but it's not that hard. As I've mentioned on here before, "Comin' Out Tha Closet" was made using karaoke tracks because I just performed these songs out at karaoke bars on unsuspecting crowds to watch them cringe and the wife got me the recording time for a Xmas gift. SO, on COTC you're hearing pretty decent recordings of both the music and the vocals. Now I have my own recording setup and do a lot of recording in my bathroom! Honestly Jace, I think a lot of it is all in how you mix it. Get a good mic, some fairly competent musicians and a decent editing/sequencing program. VIOLA!! I've had the pleasure of working with some good musicians now to get the parts done that I just can't play, but once I have a good guitar loop or bits that I can work with... lemme just tell ya it's friggin' solid gold MAGIC in yer earhole! Also there are good artists out there who just do music for a living and will create the entire instrumental track like Possible Oscar does. They charge, but they also kick ass! Ok, dammit, you got me all serious. Stop this crap. Back to smearing feces on quail eggs and feeding them to Bea Arthur's ferret mop, for God's sake!
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On 05/17/07, stugesta asked
is jesus a chick?....
Dearest Stu Indigesta, No, Jesus is NOT a chick, he's just the universal icon for long-haired hippie boys with facial hair. Here are a few examples:    You must not be familiar with the little-known and hotly debated books of 1st and 2nd A-Holians, presumably written to the prime of the followers who were very holy and pretty good students to net an A minus average... yet they asked similarly Jessica Simpson/Paris Hilton-ish questions as you yourself did. And so, in 1 A-Holians 62:12 (they had LOTS of dumb questions to address) the lord responds: "And thou shalt look upon my lily whiteness, bright topaz eyes and slightly auburn hair and, though we may reside in the future Middle East and be Jewish, thou wilt revere the lily and the topaz and the man whose mane proves brown and lustrous and infused with pro-vitimans. And thou shalt reverest him with the blessing, 'Dude, thou lookest like me!' Only say my NAME, 'JESUS,' instead of 'me'. Amen." So there ya go, Stu! For further enlightenment don't forget to check out 2 A-Holians as well which addresses the age-old question, "Dear Jesus, what's under that robe?"
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On 04/25/07, j.j. asked
are ya'll gay
Hi there, thanks for your lame inquiry!
First things first. There is no y'all, there is only the Seamonkey (at present). I speak for none of the people I will be playing with *hee hee*!
Next to the heart of your question:
Why YES, I am extremely gay! I'd like to think that I am gay most of the time! I think if you take life and look at all the depressing stuff it gives you it's BETTER to just be gay! I mean, why not? Why be a stick in the mud when you can be gay! Say it with me, "Let's all be gay today!!!" I can't wait until the next time I'm hanging out, smoking faggots with my friends and being so very gay!
Isn't life better when you're happy J.J.? Now get out there and GET GAY!
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On 04/13/07, LISA asked
IS THERE A PARADY SONG OF SANJAYA TO THE TUNE OF ROSANNA?
Hmmmm... not that I'm aware of, Lisa. Nor have I heard of a parody of it either! SORRY!! I couldn't resist.... Seriously... am I, as a SERIOUS ARTIST going to waste my time on Sanjaya? Maybe on that sister of his, but I mean c'mon! That brings up the question, why would ANYONE waste time on a talentless, effeminate looking, completely sub-par singer whose only gimmick is a bunch of flashy looks because he can't back up his performances with any substance? Hell Lisa, I don't know either but you made your way to SeamonkeyMusic somehow!! Well, guess I was too close to the mirror on that one! Thanks for your question! Now find a better band than Toto....
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On 03/31/07, The Charnstar... Again asked
You know you love my "love" in your hair. Anyway, I like your idea of making an album and jazz, and that's even better than downloading it. Hell, I've even been trying to order Comin' Out Tha Closet for a while now... but I keep spending my money on stupid things like video games... Anyway, question... Do you like Cheese? I mean REALLY like it... Like would you cover a girl in cheese and eat it off her? Or am I just some freak... well I know I'm a fraek, but... CHEESE!
Dearest Charnstar, Yes, I LOVE cheese! Cheese is one of the mainstays of the Seamonkey diet. I put cheese on almost everything... yes, even the ladies! If you've dreamed of making your own cheese at home ( http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Cheese/Cheese_5_gallons/CHEESE_5gal_00.htm ) now you can do it!!! I don't understand the questions like, "Do you like cheese" or "Do you like sex?" I mean, who DOESN'T on both counts? As for the other thing, the comment about not buying a Seamonkey disc because you're too busy spending your money on videogames, the Seamonkey has the perfect solution: Introducing THE SEAMONKEY VIDEO GAME!! That's right Charn, you can now play your favorite parody artist in his own exciting game! The goal is easy and so is the gameplay! Just click on the "Merch" link, click on one of the discs that you like, put a disc (or both!) in your basket, pay securely with PayPal and be the first to save the magical Princess of Parodyland!! Sounds fun and exciting, eh Charnstar? Be sure and play today!!!* Thanks for writing again Charn. Keep me posted on what level you're up too... ~The Seamonkey *Online play will cost five bucks depending on level of gameplay (i.e. discs it takes to free the magical Princess!)
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On 03/04/07, Angry White asked
Heh... Me again. ... I KNOW, I KNOW! I should be dead. But I was so close to wasting away when I spotted those bagels in my fridge staring back at me... Well, I may or may not have made love to them (with cream cheese lubin') before thinking about their more common use. And now... All I have to say is, not only do I hope you're gay, but that you're into that "chubbin' love," if you catch my drift. (And I know you do.) OK, well, to my question: I feel that, in not upholding my end of our bargain, I have soiled what little shreds of dignity and/or honor I ever had and wish to commit ritualistic suicide in your name. What would be the best way to go about this? Anything you'd find particularly entertaining for me to pull off? And also: are you still available? Hoping to hear from you soon! --Angry White. (P.S. What did you think of that picture of blubbery ol' me in that scanty, near-transparent negligee? That's all for you, baby. Less than three.)
Aw man, it's Angry White again. Thought we killed you off in the last inquiry. GOD IN HEAVEN DON'T YOU LISTEN?!?!? What's that God? You DO listen and that's the problem here? Uh, guess I can't argue with that.
Yes, Angry White, thou hast defiled thine name in the halls of the Seamonkey. I've already removed said blubber photo from the wall and spanked it thoroughly before wiping my pristine * @ss on it, dousing it with gasoline, lighting it, then I took the ashes in a bowl and added hydrochloric acid, exhaling the tendrils of smoke as they wafted up and... well from there it's a blur.
As for your desire to off thyself, there is only ONE way to do this so as to bring honor back to your name, and it goes something like this : You must strap yourself to a rocket ship. NASA made, SCUD, Billy Bob Thornton, whatever will get you up there and blast yourself into space where you will either burn up as you leave the atmosphere, asphixiate, freeze to death or your head will EXPLODE like those zits I get on my @ss. Heck, maybe a combination of ALL that! What a majestic, gloriously gory display of loyalty to earn your honor back!! Oh yeah, and you have to have a rabid hamster up your butt.
Yeah, I think I'm available. YOU bring the hydrochloic acid... ~Seamonkey
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On 03/01/07, abdula asked
do u like sheep.
So, Abdula, meet Bob... Bob, Abdula.
Now, you two play.
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