Heavyflow
Parody of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam


Oh she's been
fuming 'round the house on her period all this week!
Oh yeah...
And I'm feeling
maybe this relationship has seen it's final days
Oooh yeah...
Woh-oh hey now!
The situation becomes increasingly familiar
Uh-huh...
there's no cure for
the never-ending cycle of her menstuating ways!
Oh no!

Heavyflow! A crimson flood between her thighs!
Oh it's so gross, that it's driving me insane!
And my trash can is filling up with maxi-pads,
Maxi-pads... Maxi-paaads

This evening
I'm wanting to make love but all she ever does is bleed!
Oooh yeah!
And my whining,
my bitching and my moaning never comes to anything!
Oh no...
Woh-oh she sends me
to the grocery store because she's out of pads today-yay!
Wooo-hoo!
Oh no a price check
on Kotex aisle two and I hang my head in shame....
No no.....

Heavyflow! A crimson flood between her thighs!
Oh it's so gross, that it's driving me insane!
And my trash can is filling up with maxi-pads,
Yeah it's so bad, I could start a blood bank
Start a blood bank, she's my blood bank!

Yeeech!
Peeyooo!
Aww no no
So f***ing gross...

OH Heavyflow! A crimson flood between her thighs!
Oh it's so gross, that it's driving me insane!
And my trash can is filling up with maxi-pads,
Yeah it's so bad, I could start a blood bank
She's a blood bank, my blood bank!

Bleeech!
Whooo!
**cough**cough**cough**
YEAH YEAH YEAH BLOODY BLOODY!

* Song copyright to Pearl Jam, parody lyrics copyright Eric Tomme, 2000