VERSE 1:

Homey what ya doing here, so late?

Are you putting in some overtime too?

And homey why you lookin’ at me, that way?

There’s no one left here but me and you….

Well, my girl expects me soon

But I can’t deny that with you

For some reason I’m getting kind of turned on….

CHORUS:

Then I begin to feel your hands sliding my pants

Down to my feet

Then you put your lips on my a-hole

Pushing your tongue between my cheeks

And I never thought I could be bi

But you make a solid case for the anal

With your lips on my a-hole!

VERSE 2:

I wonder what she’s made for dinner tonight

It smells delicious and it looks real good too

A huge sausage and a fresh tossed salad

With a splash of white

Ranch dressing that reminds me of you…

Well, my girl’s always been true

But she doesn’t do what you do

I feel more overtime comin’ on…..

CHORUS:

I really wanna feel your hands sliding my pants

Down to my feet

And you put your lips on my a-hole

Darting your tongue between my cheeks

And I never thought I could be bi

But dude you make me wanna go anal

With your lips on my a-hole

-MUSIC BREAK-

CHORUS:

I really wanna feel your hands sliding my pants

Down to my feet

And you put your lips on my a-hole

Darting your tongue between my cheeks

And I never thought I could be bi

But dude you make me wanna go anal

With your lips on my a-hole

(And I never thought I could be bi)

But you make a solid case to go anal

With your lips on my a-hole

Homey what ya doin' here... so late.........

*Song copyright by them Hinder guys, parody lyrics copyright Eric Tomme 2006