I'm N Luv (Wit Muh Sister)
Parody of "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)" by T-Pain


[Intro]
Hot Damn, lil’ sister!
This may seem sick as hell, u know whut I’m sayin’ ?
Thinkin’ back Sharin’ the tub u know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout
We’d take our bubble baths together, u know what I’m sayin’ ?
I was only 3 or 4 back then but I was lookin’ at u
Yeah u know
U may be my big sis but hot damn!

[Verse 1]
Got a body just like momma’s
With eyes and lips like dad’s I see you girl
~Brushin’ your hair
Coming out of the bathroom
~That we share
Yeah ever since we was young
~Yeah yeah yeah
It’s sad but it’s a true thang
~Yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah
I wanna get with you so we can do that ol’ taboo thang

Cuz I’m in luv wit muh sister!!

[Chorus x2]
She tall and she thin it’s a sin that
She is my next of kin, yeah
I’m in luv wit muh sister!
I’m thinkin’ ‘bout rolls in the hay
And I don’t care that we share DNA!
Cuz I’m in luv wit muh sister!!
She stridin’ and ridin’ her bike and
Her miniskirt’s hikin’
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m sayin’ this girl is the best
Let’s put some zest in the family crest!
I'm in luv wit muh sister!!

[Obligatory Rap Portion]
Sometimes in my dreams
I can turn back the clock
And see your silhouette 
  Bend over in the sand box
See I have loved my sister
Before she wore a bra
That’s the status quo you’re given
When you live in Arkansas!
So I won’t even fib
I wanna do my sib!
The way she climb that rope in gym class
Gives my pants a tent!
So you may think I’m sick
But damn I want ya sis!
I just can't lie, I must admit

I’m in luv wit muh sister!!

[Chorus x2]
She runnin’ she skippin’ she playin’
My hormones are ragin’
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m thinkin’ ‘bout rolls in the hay
And I don’t care that we share DNA!
Cuz I'm in luv wit muh sister!!
She tall and she thin it’s a sin that
She is my next of kin, yeah
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m sayin’ this girl is the best
Let’s put some zest in the family crest!
I'm in luv wit muh sister!!

[Verse 2]
Just like Greg Brady looked at Marcia
No, no, no in the movie not on the TV girl
~I see it all
From this hole that I drilled
~Right thru her wall
Yeah and did I mention
~Yeah yeah yeah
My Polaroid collection
~Yeah yeah yeah
I need to get a telephoto lens to get that tight frame
*click!*

Cuz I'm in luv wit muh sister!!

[Chorus x 2]
Ain’t lyin’ that body be slammin’
In her Spongebob pajamas
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m sayin’ this girl is the best
Let’s put some zest in the family crest!
I'm in luv wit muh sister!!
She sittin’ there doin’ her hair and
She don’t know that I’m starin’
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m thinkin’ ‘bout rolls in the hay
And I don’t care that we share DNA!
Cuz I'm in luv wit muh sister!!

[Verse 3]
Goin’ shopping with our momma
Walkin’ down the aisles with you and my mind strays
~Can’t concentrate
I Picture you in that Wal-Mart
~Lingerie
Yeah… She flashin’ looks at me
~Yeah Yeah Yeah
To hell with the family tree
~Yeah yeah yeah-eah
I’m gonna chop it down and plant some seed despite that inbred, two-headed, funky, slack-jawed, birth defect thang!

Cuz I'm in luv wit muh sister!!! 

[Chorus x4]
She runnin’ she skippin’ she playin’
My hormones are ragin’
I’m in luv wit muh sister!
I’m thinkin’ ‘bout rolls in the hay
And I don’t care that we share DNA!
Cuz I’m in luv wit muh sister!!
She stridin’ and ridin’ her bike and
Her miniskirt’s hikin’
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m sayin’ this girl is the best
Let’s put some zest in the family crest!
I'm in luv wit muh sister!!
She sittin’ there doin’ her hair and
She don’t know that I’m starin’
I’m in luv wit muh sister!
I’m thinkin’ ‘bout rolls in the hay
And I don’t care that we share DNA!
Cuz I’m in luv wit muh sister!!
She tall and she thin it’s a sin that
She is my next of kin, yeah
I'm in luv wit muh sister!
I’m sayin’ this girl is the best
Let’s put some zest in the family crest!
I'm in luv wit muh sister!!!

*Original song copyright to T-Pain and hiz Criz-ew, Parody Lyrics by Eric Tomme copyright 2006 Seamonkey Music