Sex With Randy
Parody of "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground


Hangin' out in cell block number nine
And I've got twelve more years to serve on my prison time
And then there he was... in a neon-orange suit
Yeah there he was... and he's lookin' mighty cute...

I'm having sex with Randy, yeah!
He's the one who caught my eye
And he's been getting by on his looks and my protection
Yeah my new cell mate is a dream, dig it.
Oh yeah my new cell mate is a dream, dig it.

Prison life, is a lonely life to live
When you are locked up tight and you've got all this love to give
And then there he was... and I felt that little itch
Yeah there he was... so I'm makin' him my bitch...

I'm having sex with Randy, yeah!
We've been playing "Giddy-up"!
And he's been wearin' women's makeup per my directions
Yeah my new cell mate is a dream, dig it.
Oh yeah my new cell mate is a dream, and I DIG IT!
Oh yeah my new cell mate is a dream... yeah.

I'm having sex with Randy, yeah!
We have made a love connection
And he's been bobbin' his pretty head on my erection
Oh yeah my new cell mate is a dream, dig it
Oh yeah my new cell mate is a dream, and I DIG IT!
Oh yeah my new cell mate is a dream, can ya dig it?
Oh yeah my new cell mate made me cream...

* Song copyright Marcy Playground, parody lyrics copyright Eric Tomme 1999